A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Get the cream cheesemug. The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.
by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019
Get the Mouldy Cheese Cultmug. by Your muthor February 20, 2022
Get the Cheese grindermug. P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."
- My husband and I
"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."
-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."
- My husband and I
"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."
-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite May 20, 2018
Get the cheese sweatmug. The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
by JWG419 April 4, 2024
Get the Dutch Cheese-Pullmug. The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.
The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.
Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.
This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.
The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.
There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:
*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite
Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.
It truly is "la dolce vita."
The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.
Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.
This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.
The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.
There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:
*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite
Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.
It truly is "la dolce vita."
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
Get the Feast of Seven Cheesesmug. A term used by Starcraft II players to descibe a situation when one of the players attacks the enemy bases during the first 2-5 minutes of the game, usually with very weak units. It's power relies on the fact that most of the players have no defenceless whatsoever do early inne the game. An extreme variant of this situation is called a "worker rush".
by RohenTahir April 2, 2017
Get the cheesemug.