I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

That's not what happened

That's not what happened.

Hym "That's not what happened. If Adam and Eve were both created by Fod and they are literally related by blood... How is it not an incest cult?"

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE

BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!

An Idiot "I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT RAAAAAPE! BLULULULULULULULULULULULULU!!"

Hym "This ☝️ is what she is doing here. Other people need to stop pretending it's not that."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

You know even know what's happening

And even explaining it to you doesn't get it through to you.

Hym "You know even know what's happening. You want that. You're not ever going to have it. We're not doing a caste system. We are doing this. There isn't anything you can do about it. Anyone claiming there is, is lying to you to assuage your fears. There is no way of explaining it to you in a way that is going to change the dynamics of this interaction."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

That's not what it's called

Stop doing that. Stop LETTING him do that. You people are fucking idiots. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "That's not what it's called. That is not what is happening there. Your assertion is that HIS DERANGMENT... About how successful you are... Made HIS SON kill him... As opposed to something he was maybe doing to his son... Like, is that what happened to family in Wausau who were killed by their own son? The parents were ALSO so deranged by the outcome of the election that THEIR SON... Killed them. Do the kids love Trump so much that that have to KILL THEIR OWN PARENTS to defend him? Or is it probably something else? Like, the LIKELY... That it is MY THING... Is SO MUCH HIGHER... Than the likelihood that it's THAT... What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

by Nurfgal December 16, 2025

You know what that means

FISH

"YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FISH!"

by SuperEpicness December 18, 2025