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Friends

who? I don't have friends
A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.
by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021
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Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021
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Monogamous Friend

A person someone has chosen to have as their one and only friend.
M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."
by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021
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National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

On May 24 you must give your girl best friend/feminine best friend your hoodie to show how much you appreciate them
boy best friend: here’s my hoodie and happy
National give your fem Best friend a hoodie day

girl best friend: thank you so much you’re the best friend a girl could ever ask for
by DabiXhawks<3 May 20, 2021
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Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.
Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna
by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021
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