the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 04, 2009
by tru playa fareal July 03, 2006
When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
by OneViolence December 30, 2015
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
by Captain_frisk September 03, 2007
a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?
Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.
Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.
by thaPacketman3 June 13, 2011