Gassy Fingers

Fingers belonging to those full of hot air and smell of shit

I got a lot of taps from those NFG gassy fingers for healing. But now I smell too!

by Hungry Hippo FFS April 16, 2022

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 12, 2017

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 April 20, 2018

Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 05, 2025

one finger bandit

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.

Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.

by Fratton November 25, 2013

Pokey fingers

When you roll a joint and use your fingers instead of a grinder to roll a zoot

Yo pokey fingers , where’s the grinder?

by Big joint 2 August 23, 2021

Magic fingers

worst operative manager in the world, annoying boss (it also can be an old teatcher, HR , annoying boss, annoying neighbor). She's/He's sneaky, with a fake smile on her/his face all the time; She's/He's happy only then when h she/he makes YOU unhappy; basicallt Cruella de vil, satan on the earth. Doneld trump for example.

-magic fingers is already here?
-no she will come at 9AM

-magic fingers wants to see you!
-shit !

by xunamun February 25, 2019