Pulling a Rolando

Although consistent, you suck at what you do. You have made several decisions that have lead to your demise. You are in the hole so bad there is no coming back. The more you try, the worse it gets.

Every time Ben Stiller tried to impress Robert Deniro in Meet the Parents he just ended up pulling a Rolando

by Rex Education November 9, 2011

Pulling a kavanaugh

sexually assaulting someone (PARTICULARLY A YOUNG SOMEONE)

donald trump has been pulling a Kavanaugh throughout all his life

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 27, 2018

Pulling a Louis

Going skiing, then bragging (photos of beers and the piste, etc.) to your colleagues in a dickish manner about how great it is. All the while, said colleagues are stuck in an office block in central London, picking up the slack Louis left.

To WhatsApp group: Look at me with my skis and beers having a whale of a time

Colleagues: So glad he’s pulling a Louis whilst we do his work

by pseudolax February 8, 2019

Pulling a MJ memorial

When someone wears a black suite with a yellow tie to an event. That was what the Jackson family was wearing during the memorial.

Mike came to our wedding with a black suite and a yellow tie ; he pulled a MJ memorial. The worst thing is he didn't realize he was pulling a MJ memorial.

by James.. Not The Real Bond July 8, 2009

way to pull a Katie

A phrase used when a female kicks, punches, or conducts any physical harm to a male's genitalia, usually with copious amounts of alcohol involved. If the victim is met with an excruciating pain or it is his first encounter with pain in his genitals, he is likely to receive an apologetic cake with a hand-crafted, Laffy Taffy penis on top.

Victim: I don't know why...she just punched me in the balls!
Onlooker: Way to pull a Katie

by definitely not katie April 22, 2011

pull string fireworks

Firecrackers that go BANG when you pull the strings coming out the ends.

Not to be confused with used tampons.

Ed: Don't go into Oz's bathroom; there are pull string fireworks everywhere.
Pat: Gross.
Ed: What?

by 6468 December 13, 2010

he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.

Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!

by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010