Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Monkey chukka

It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said

U stupid monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025