Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.

Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.

by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025

biggest bullshitter of all time

Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…

My boyfriend is the biggest bullshitter of all time

by Soapysoph August 23, 2023

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

Time

(noun) Replacement for bro or sis when speaking with
someone. Word made to show how much you cherish
the person in your life you are speaking with in the
present. You are willing to spend your time with
them.

You seen Alfred at the party yelling at ole' girl. I think
time was highkey trippin.

by Paw Wizzle May 8, 2022