Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Brown Roping

1. When you are prairy doging, but pull the shit back in so fast that you cum shit out of your dick.

2. After Performing Anal, you cum Shit out of you dick and a long rope like stream.

I was raw dogging and when i pulled out to bust i decided to do some Brown Roping and i did her real good.

by TheShef January 14, 2025

Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it

Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man

by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025

brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

A pangram sentence meaning a sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet.

There literally isn't one, neither Billy Bob or Mary Beth can use it in a sentence. Although I have to include so, The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I apologize.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

by hungry pig January 30, 2025

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025