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monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
wow your dad is such a monkey dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
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Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))
by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025
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Monkey

a animal.
(Or back in 1850 what white people called black people)
by iamcurrentboii August 6, 2022
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Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019
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Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.
“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”
by Chehala March 18, 2021
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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
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