A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
Get the My Friend Pedromug. A favored individual. This individual may be your preference when attending social events, or simply "chilling". Although this word takes on a multitude of meanings, thanks to the 21st century, one may need clarification when acquaintances might be becoming friends. Friends who decide they are slightly more than friends, but are not a couple may struggle to decide what to label themselves. I believe this word is appropriate for that situation.
Jim and Pam started off as co-workers, but later became friends. Eventually, their relationship evolved to more.
by dietcokeenthusiast November 29, 2016
Get the friendsmug. by TheRebelDefiner June 18, 2018
Get the Friendmug. by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021
Get the friendmug. Someone who uses you for their own personal gain
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
Hangs out with you only when they aren't around the "popular" people
Never apologize when their in the wrong
A backstabber
Shares your secrets with other people
Never listens
Ignores you until they need you
Hang with people you don't like/people who don't like you
Always put you down
Makes excuses for why they can't hang
You: "Hey do you want to hang out on the weekend"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
Fake Friend: "Um no I can't I have to study for that math test"
You: "You said that last time
Fake Friend: "But its true this time"
by Annoy mus 1 2 3 December 29, 2018
Get the Fake friendmug. A term commonly used in a popular US owned ski resort ski town where 2 or more engage in regular "epic" relations which may or may not involve sex and occasionally spending meaningful time together outside of the bedroom.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
Epic friends
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
by Yourepicfriend69 August 22, 2025
Get the Epic friendsmug. “dude Jared called me his friend yesterday, can you believe that?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“You both hate each other, that’s level five friendship right there.”
by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023
Get the friendmug.