Cheese

A fucking vegetable.

"Cheese is a vegetable nigga"-Barack Obama

by Butter Milk June 23, 2018

Nigga Cheese

A term used when your black friend doesnt have a tasty penis

Ylan:Damnn Roger that dick has hella nigga cheese on it .
Roger: Thanks ive been growing it out for a week now.
Ylan: May i fancy a bite or two
Roger: *vigorious moans*
Ylan: That was pretty smelly roger just how i like it.

by ThepenisAnihilator October 14, 2021

cheese

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.

Cheese tastes good.

by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019

I'm So Cheesed!

A slang term used by Drake in the song "Wah Gwan Delilah" meaning Pissed Off

Wah Gwan Delilah, no I'm late cause there's bare traffic. I just showed my dog your Gram'. He said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm So Cheesed! Your mademoiselle nights are geeked, I'm bent, low-key.

by Chicken Chips June 6, 2025

Poisonous Cheese

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019