Balloon Time

Helium tank with balloons in it

Balloon Time is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT May 31, 2011

face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 11, 2008

Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.

Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!

by Sojuvet March 08, 2020

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 13, 2005

face time

recieving head from a girl

my girlfriend likes to give me face time

by xplot June 23, 2003

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.

Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.

by September 10, 2023