cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.

Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.

OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022

cum

the white stuff that comes out of you when u masturbate

i came. there is so much cum

by melxo January 12, 2021

Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022