Dick fishin

when you put fish flakes on your dick and stick into a fish bowl and let the little gold fish tickle your penis

Lincoln: man my girl said she done giving me blowjobs
Zyan: damn nigga my girl did that 2 weeks ago so I just started dick fishin

by xtlanta November 9, 2017

q-dick

When one sticks ones dick in their partners ear.

(Ear fucking someone)

Dan: "Did you slay her last night?"
Tim: "Nah bro, but she let me q-dick her."
Dan: "Oh that must have been tight"

by JakeWard April 17, 2010

Tetris Dick

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.

"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."

by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013

Dick Licker

Someone who extends their tongue to the surface of a penis, then in a repetitive "sweeping up" motion, creates penis surface area coverage with the tongue. This behavior is normally goal oriented toward penis ejaculation.

Josh young licks the penis of his colleague, Cale hill. Josh is a Dick Licker.

by Space_Chicken May 2, 2014

Dick Sleeves

The arm holes of a sleeveless shirt created by cutting or ripping the sleeves off.

Look at the douchebag wearing dick sleeves.

by Lil Jimmi November 24, 2009

dick jizz

Someone named Richard who's last name is difficult to pronounce. Many a time this person will believe they know what they are talking about when they are totally wrong.

Richard (insert hard to pronouce name) - Im a republican and always think im right
Friend 1 - Hey Dick Jizz, Get the F*** outta of here

by John Lucocks September 23, 2008

Dick stab

The sexual act of inserting the penis into another person. The term is normally associated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.

Woman 1: You have no idea how many times Tiger dick stabbed me that night. It was like I was a pin cushion.
Woman 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him Tiger Woods.

by ivashay March 1, 2011