Close-up face-off

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.

Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*

by RalphusAdolphus July 16, 2008

Jerk-off all trades

The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly

A: yo dude did you see C yesterday?
B: pfft, i hate him, he's a jerk-off all trades...
A:Fo' Shiz

by The JC September 1, 2007

off da hinges bojangles

The best thing other than off da hinges, just add a bojangles. Originated in Philadelphia, by Kiwan W.

Yo dat girl donkey off da hinges bojangles

yo dat movie was of da hinges bojangles
wen she started suckin my dick, dat shit was off da hinges bojangles

by Kdub June 21, 2004

Get off my wood

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

by T Ace H September 20, 2009

Leaving the lid off the blender

To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.

Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.

by whatifweasel March 20, 2009

[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"

Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"

by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016