Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Speed Bag The Pickle

Male Masterbation

Seeing those big tits makes me want to Speed Bag The Pickle

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

Air bagging syndrome

The habit of taking action prematurely to protect ones feelings.

"Did you hear that she dumped her boyfriend?"
"Yeah but it's not her fault she has air bagging syndrome."

by Spicy orange gals July 13, 2017

just put the fries in the bag

it is said to a person if you want the person to do his own work, not bother about you and your work

I'll handle it, just put the fries in the bag.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

Bag A Bitch

A women who has a nice body but is ugly in the face

“Ella has a fat ass”

“yeah she does but she’s ugly asf, just Bag A Bitch”

by clitqueens April 5, 2023