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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
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jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
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Google jacking

When a person who takes your researched Google knowledge and makes it their own, without giving you credit.
Cin: hey Luis, I found tennis courts on 24th street.
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.

Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?
by cindsmit December 22, 2013
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jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
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Jack

Jack is either a quiet tall lad who always wears a watch or is a short and stubby fellow who may aswell be albino. He isn't to great at keeping secrets but will always tease people if not. Once he is comfortable with people he knows most, he will be laughing all the time or else he is left to entertain himself or a weirdo.
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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Jack Torres

by torres jack February 10, 2017
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Hungry Jack

A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.
"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"

"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."
by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017
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