Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Danny’s Friends

This phrase describes any event or situation that suprised you in a hilarious, fun way.

Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!

Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!

by dannysfriend October 28, 2025

Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits

Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach

by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019

The smiling friends go to brazil

A piece of media that stands out for being mundane to an absurd degree compared to it's other contemporaries. Often, the mundanity is the joke of the piece of media that is being discussed.

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is like the smiling friends go to brazil of Weird Al parodies.

by Hexagon Force August 14, 2024

Friend

A holographic projection designed to make you feel like you aren't alone in this world.

Scientist 1: Are the friends ready yet?
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid

by No numbers in my name August 3, 2020

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024