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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
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Kingdom Cum

Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.

After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022
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Cum

What you put in oreos

Cum is the white stuffing, a man cums and the workers collect the cum and put it in oreos
What you put in oreos

Cum is the white stuffing, a man cums and the workers collect the cum and put it in oreos
by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022
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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum

is a sweet sticky substance and especially people named WILLIAM have extra slimy cum
Cum is delicious
by Henry Sins April 19, 2023
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Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.
My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.
by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021
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Nigger cum

Another word for oil and other sticky black substances
Person 1: oh shit that oil tanker just blew up
Person 2. Dont you mean that nigger cum tanker?
by randombullshit99 January 20, 2024
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