Fat Finger Fortnite Kid

That one kid that has a loud trash ass mic in fill lobbies, sounds like a obese kid, and smashes his fuckin keyboard when he dies. Also known as Fat Finger Shit Heads.
Me: *kills Fat Finger Fortnite Kid*
Fat Finger Fortnite Kid: *screams and smashes his keyboard/controller*
by Quandale Dingles friend May 31, 2023
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Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270
Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 01, 2025
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Fiddle Fingers Frenzy

The insatiable desire to pleasure oneself in a very aggressive and uncontrollable manner with a vagina. It's like your hand has a mind of its own and is on a mission to find pleasure at all costs.
Ariadna was cruising into work while self operating her Tesla. Suddenly she was overcome by the urge to engage in a Fiddle fingers frenzy. Full Self Driving mode was activated and multiple orgasms were achieved. Ariadna made it to work on top and stress free.
by SwolePoleDad July 24, 2024
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Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out
Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?
by ToiletsAblaze420 October 07, 2023
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finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
by Svendpai March 03, 2017
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Finger-Dragger

A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.

As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):

"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."
As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.
by OscarG13 January 30, 2024
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spaz finger

The moment when a finger does an involuntary movement that results in an unwanted outcome
Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected
by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017
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