penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

Penis Latcher

Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.

I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.

by kifmaster661789 May 22, 2020

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

"You want penis enlargement pills" -pennywise the crackhead

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017