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Urban Asskissery

When people write about your name and it says something nice and makes you feel good about yourself, but in reality its people writing about their friends/crushes.
Person 1 - I'm going to look up my name in Urban Dictionary}.
Person 2 - Fine.
Person 1 - Wow, it says people who are named like me are super buff and handsome.
Person 2 - Nah, thats just Urban Asskissery
Person 1- Oh.
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Urban Dictionary

The best place to find the definitions of every word in the world.
I should search the Urban Dictionary to figure out what this word means.
by Humanawha February 12, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains every word perfectly.
Nessa: Hey, what does a simp mean?
John: Check Urban Dictionary.
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Queen Of Urban Dictionary

The Queen Of Urban Dictionary is me. She is the best lexicographer ever and writes the best definitions in the entire world!
Person #1: I wonder who LeShawna is...

Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!

Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
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Urban-Vidar

A child, that is highly intelligent and kind but also a mischiveous rascalous bastard.

A combination that potentially is very dangerous.

The Urban-Vidar never wants to hurt anyone. However that is more often then not the outcome of his antics.

Teachers either love or hate this kid.

Most are intimidated by the combination of intelligence and lack of respect for what is being taught.

Not uncommonly the Urban-Vidar is miss understood by his peers and relatives/family-friends. Loved by some. Despised by many.

Most often the Urban-Vidar is a boy aged 5-15.
He often grow up to become a calm and collected respected member of society.

However, privately the antics often continue but in a smaller scale and secrecy.
That kid that built a nuclear reactor in his parents basement was a classic Urban-Vidar.
by stanthemanz December 31, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

You thought you were so clever typing this up.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."
by EarthPerson May 18, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

by Ch33ckc14pp3r69 April 16, 2020
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