An item that is coarsely cobbled together and rough around the edges

A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.

Busted

The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.

A mockery

A shadow of
Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!

Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!
by RyDawg2000 December 24, 2023
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Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!
by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 02, 2022
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Time box

I walked into a shop and asked for a time box for my travels
by Time is faster October 15, 2018
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Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.
"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time
by Luther Blisss December 07, 2021
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colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.
I love having my hair in the colonial times!
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Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time
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by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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