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friendstoned 

Someone that gets friendzoned by throwing a rock at the person of disgust.
That guy must have got a lot of pain, since he got friendstoned yesterday.
friendstoned by kydjaran May 3, 2018

Friendsaversary 

Alisha and I are celebrating our first friendsaversary soon.
Friendsaversary by Glee Johnson August 27, 2018

friendship dick 

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves
i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt
friendship dick by grand_dad October 10, 2018

Friendship Dick 

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.
I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.
Friendship Dick by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship

friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.
friendship is not this :

debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)
friendship by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018

Friendship Hug 

A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.
*hugs*

Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.