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fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers
oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!
by westy lad March 12, 2011
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Finger Vomit

when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret
"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"

"shit man don't finger vomit"
by tomballsack August 31, 2016
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The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017
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Toronto Ketchup Fingers

When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.
I gave my girl the Toronto Ketchup Fingers during dinner yesterday.
by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024
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Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.
Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.
by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024
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Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.
Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?
by tazbowl February 24, 2018
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