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fazes cum

sticky and for ratio to eat as a yummy treat
I would like to eat fazes cum!-Ratio
by FAZESCUM September 3, 2022
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Cum

Cum is cum

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
Cum
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
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cum

OMG YEEEA I JUST RELEASED MY TRUE POWER BY CUMING
by PoopyNameClassyOrderSus June 28, 2022
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Cum Gum

Bad gum that you chew and it turns watery in your mouth.
Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.
by 80sWordz February 24, 2024
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Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
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Cum Whirlpool

When you get a group of 64 guys together in a circular pool. All men begin to move in the same direction, creating a whirlpool. All men proceed to start ejaculating into the pool, creating a whirlpool of cum.
Wow, Bill and I had a great time drinking the water at the cum whirlpool event .
by BenPhelps March 8, 2025
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