Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster is my best friends way of saying suck my dick without anyone hearing him but me.

My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.

Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.

My best friend: 21 inches suck it.

Me: Fuck you.

by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021

cum

short for cumquat fruit

hey can i get a cum smoothie?

by MARIE THE GHOsTE September 22, 2022

cum lasher

The guy that whips the little Chinese boys in the sweatshops, and as a result, ejaculates hard, often resulting in products being sprinkled with cum.

“What’s your dream job”

“I want to be a cum lasher”

by Zamburger April 19, 2024

Cum

The white sticky stuff that comes out of a penis

Jered: Bro is that Cum?
Brian: no, you idiot, it is milk

by stupidandcool May 8, 2022

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 16, 2019