mass amount of cum

do you have 15 nuts?

I have a mass amount of cum.

by 69420 cocks in my room March 21, 2022

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 09, 2017

cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation

Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA

by littlepeebottle December 09, 2020

Cum Ripper

When you ejaculate and put your dick pack into your pants. As the remaining cum leaks out and dries you have to rip it free from your underwear.

Didn't wipe well after sex. Had a real cum ripper when I changed my boxers.

by Big Dick Chef February 16, 2024

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 29, 2017

cum nuggie

its a cum nugget but smaller or a fulled up chicken nugget with cum

i love cum nuggie`s

by Aruad January 22, 2024

Icicle cum

When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.

John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum

by Sandra54672 February 09, 2017