do you know who joe is

JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

bob: do you know who joe is
jimmy: who is joe?
bob: joe mama AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
jimmy: *fucking dies*

by timithy is funny November 27, 2020

Do you know deh way

A retarded over used meme that started in late 2017 on virtual reality chat game.

I would hate to be someone who says do you know deh way.

by kdin May 8, 2018

How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

by thelasttimeanyoneateanorange November 5, 2012

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

Who do you know here, baby?

what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.

*sees baby*

“Who do you know here, Baby?”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

do you want free chicken nuggets

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

by average boi January 21, 2022