Willy Tussle

When two or more boys handle each other's genital area. Can also be referred to masturbating and girls giving a hand job.

A) "Colin and I used to tussle each other's willies back in fourth grade on the play ground. Good times."
B) "I just tussled my willy so hard last night after my date with Sandra."
C) "Judy tussled my willy roughly last night after having sex."
D) "Boy I sure love to willy tussle!"

by Mr. Willy Tussle September 11, 2012

willy dosing

the act of being intoxicated while riding a scooter, preferably acid or weed

Did you see jack ripping that scooter yesterday? Nah he dropped tabs he was willy dosing.

by dylanschofield July 20, 2012

direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

WILLY TRAGIC

A Comical expression that blurs the lines of authenticity and fiction, interpretation is encouraged

That song “My Girl Too” was WILLY TRAGIC

by Coldestfantasy March 11, 2023

Pro-Willy

a phrase you say to deflect a political question on a social or economic issue that you either have no opinion on or cannot be bothered explaining because the person asking the question is too stubborn to change his view

Guy 1: Why are you not Pro-Life?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm Pro-Willy

by the 5 footer February 13, 2023

Filly willy

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).

"omg the guy from block e had such a filly willy"

by Bossman42068 December 2, 2020