Wet Noodle

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013

wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.

Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes

by Saty May 18, 2006

Wet Ghosting

The act of whipping wet tissues at someone.

Man 1: He was wet ghosting me dude!
Man 2: I saw. He really threw those tissues at you!

by ronaldmcwonald February 12, 2019

Wet Puddin'

To have sex with a morbidly obese female with an extremely wet vaginal region.

You did her last night braaaahhh???

Yea broohhhhh. Dat sheeeet was some wet puddin'

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

wet snapper

a very moist vagina.

Damn that Becky had a wet snapper!

by pirateskull April 21, 2010

wet dennis

Wet Dennis is a dead bird found at the side of the road

Look another Wet Dennis in the road!!!

by Fauxbanduk November 6, 2015

Wetting buns

Wetting Buns is defined as when a person kisses someone elses butt or in other words, brown nosing.

Jeffery wants that promotion so he's been wetting buns all over the office.

by amkale January 15, 2013