A lying piece of trash who doesn’t know how to cherish women he only uses them for sex and drugs and money don’t ever date one of these you’ll end up pregnant or addicted to drugs
by Fuck a bitch June 12, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. by Realonionpeeling.onion May 7, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones
Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again
by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024
Get the tristanmug. Tristan is a absolute cutie. He's probably playing video games or watching anime. He is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. If you find him keep him.
xoxo You know who it is
xoxo You know who it is
by Kittie304 October 26, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. 
Get the Tristanmug. Get the Tristanmug. The dumb ass of the group... the kid that nobody really likes but they let him hang around cause he provides entertainment in a really messed up way.
Oh yeah, our friend group has a tristan too!
by Realshitmyguy December 15, 2019
Get the Tristanmug.