toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017

toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.

If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

toilet friendly

a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.

"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."

by Bookem Danno October 23, 2011

Toilet Tango

The frantic dance one performs as they clinch their ass cheeks while running in place and struggle to undo their belt before they shit them selves.

I had to do the Toilet Tango after eating Taco Bell for lunch.

by joemanshowman May 28, 2016

toilet burger

a burger that had been dunked in the toilet

vic: ok breakfast is ready!

joe: *eats all the pancakes*

vic:

joe:

joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*

by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 3, 2018

Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019