Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!

Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!

by tatsmec January 5, 2017

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.

by Eronzay May 23, 2012

to Drown the toilet

To take a water shit

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.

by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

Toilet Dragon

A small sized dragon that looks similar to a seahorse and is found floating around toilets in the depths of night. Especially prevalent in large Italian cities

Hey Jimbo did you see the toilet dragon last night?

by wopo99 October 17, 2011

Toilet Guardian

A member of the Ancient Order of the Guard of Club Lavatories. Those incredibly mystical and powerful brown people who watch you pee and then wash your hands for you. Surprising numbers of them seem to be serial rapists/sex offenders

"No spray no laaay, no spray no laay, we want gash gash gash" - Toilet Guardian

"Be quiet, Toilet Guardian" - person

by twigulus October 23, 2011