Thomas Moser

Old man from Switzerland who is famous for posting strange and hilarious photos on Instagram. Thomas is most widely known for posting pictures of himself shirtless and naked. He is also known for going live on instagram, usually without clothes on, while blankly staring at the camera without saying anything. He also posts pictures from his daily life in Switzerland, and funny edits that fans send to him. His best friend is Flädi, which is the name he gave to his Flat Eric plushie who has appeared in many of Thomas' posts and livestreams. Thomas only speaks German and uses google translate to speak other languages. He comes from a large family and is currently working as a construction painter.

Did you watch Thomas Moser's live??

Yeah it was so funny and Thomas covered his dick with Flädi

by toesuxker December 25, 2021

thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.

Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 08, 2020

thomas lewis

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.

Did you see Thomas Lewis’s house? It’s like a square mile! That guys so rich!

by ZachariahSaliva September 18, 2020

Thomas Tai

He is a student in 1D in LSC. He is always told to sit properly by Br Jude.

Thomas Tai: (not sitting properly)
Br Jude: Sit properly!
Thomas Tai: (sits properly for a while)

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Thomas Tai: (not sitting properly again)
Br Jude: Sit properly!

by JohnMakFan the 3rd November 21, 2022

Thomas Moment

The moment when you have a moment where you are slow to process simple information

“What color is a firetruck?” “Uhhhhh sorry, I just had a Thomas moment”

by Thomaslover5572 March 22, 2022

thomas headon

has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window

do you know thomas headon ??
yeah he’s so swag

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021

Thomas Sharpe

The most gentlemanly, Respectful, Charming, Seductive, Alluring...(You get the point)..Man alive- er...never mind. His cheek bones forgot to protect him, and he got stabbed.

Deserved better. 10/10 Good boy; only let his sister kill his wives twice.

"Did you watch Crimson Peak?"
"No, not yet, whats it about?"
"Its about this girl, and this guy names Thomas Sharpe, who is so handsome and- gods his voice is great-"
"You've got me hooked with that, lemme pull up netflix."

by Adhdwriter August 03, 2021