Euphemism for an assassin. Usually in the context of political assassinations. Originating when Far-Right political pundit Charlie Kirk was assassinated shortly after a writer for Jezebel paid etsy witches to hex him.
Person 1: "Do you hear the outrageous shit he's saying!?"
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
Person 2: "He better wish that someone does get a 'Etsy Witch' to 'hex' him."
by Marxist Rich September 12, 2025

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).
The witching hour.
by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025

Witches Dip is when your so desperate for a shit at a festival you use a thunder box and the pile of turd is so high in the pan, that when you sit down you accidentally dip your bell end in to the pile shit !!!
In my haste, I sat down too quickly on the toilet before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with a witches dip
by Glassa2022 July 8, 2022

When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould March 13, 2023

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...
by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023

A word that is a more courteous way of saying “bitch”.
Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.
Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.
by youngsavage01 December 10, 2017
