Moist

A pack of shitcunts

The supermarket was overrun with a Moist of shitcunted shitcunts buying all the dunny paper.

That parliament/congress is so full of shitcunts, it looks like a moist

by Chuck Wit Simpson April 28, 2020

Moist

Meaning: Awesome

The anotonym of "Lit", yet maintains the same meaning.

Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."

Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."

by Medixx July 17, 2018

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 09, 2017

Moist

An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting

Boy 1: Bro i just passed my driver's test!!
Boy 2: Dude wow that's so moist!!

by B1ackwhirlwind January 06, 2019

Moist

Something that is so butter that you could slide right into

You have a moist penis johnny

by Dog bum November 26, 2017

moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx

person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”

by flowersdiehard January 02, 2022

Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.

Why are guys so moist today..?

by T0uch3d July 27, 2017