Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.
by Patriotically Loyal October 9, 2006
Get the bedwetting liberalmug. People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:
A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government
Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.
A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government
Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.
Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.
See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.
See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.
by OLOL October 5, 2007
Get the Liberal douchebagmug. In purely logical terms, this phrase is irrational since it is redundant. I am assuming that 'liberal' in this context means social democrat or socialist, not classical liberal.
"Those liberal scum are at it again trying to force us to live in the patterns they prefer--equality with everyone except the liberals who lord it over us all."
by Tex in Tex February 5, 2008
Get the Liberal Scummug. 1)A Illogical word created by Right-Wingers in an attempt to cover-up Fascism's Right-wing roots.
2)Also the title of a illogical book that makes a poor attempt to connect liberalism to Fascism.
3)A popular word within the Conservative Hate culture
4)A word that would make a person with the most basic knowledge of Politics laugh at you.
2)Also the title of a illogical book that makes a poor attempt to connect liberalism to Fascism.
3)A popular word within the Conservative Hate culture
4)A word that would make a person with the most basic knowledge of Politics laugh at you.
by American_Patriot January 11, 2008
Get the Liberal Fascismmug. 
it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008
Get the american liberationmug. An individual who is against oppression but believes the private sector and big business should be oppressed. One who does not understand that the private sector pays taxes and creates jobs. An individual who believes holding hands and peacefull existence will provide a model example to all mankind; and in doing so every culture and society will embrace a dove and release it in unity. This action will lead to flowers in the hair and the abolition of the oil industry. Which in turn will change humanity from ambitious to a stagnate homeostasis. This individual will give no concern to socioeconomics but will embrace the idea that group sharing provides everything. An individual that does not fully understand the essence of cause and effect. An individual whose intellect is "below par". An outright hypocrite. One who denies reality. One who lives in fairytale land. Any individual who believes humanity in its current form can work together as a peacefull whole without laws and war. One who does not believe in organized government (the man), but believes the government should provide for everyone.
A Liberal Hippy drives their car around town to distribute flyers that say "Stop driving cars". A Liberal Hippy fights for peace. A Liberal Hippy doesn't understand why executives should earn more money than a grocery attendant. Liberal Hippies don't embrace the idea of payment for work. Liberal Hippies deny the razor and deodorant. Liberal hippies believe the government should take care of everyone. Liberal Hippies believe "Obama gonna pay my bills".
by Art Vandalay 6927 March 14, 2010
Get the Liberal Hippymug.