austin freeman

a douche bag that like to beat it to mexican prono

The lazy english teacher is often reffered to as a an austin freeman by his students.

by haha690101221 October 17, 2008

Dirty Austin

the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards

I had my girl do the Dirty Austin to me last night.

by lilOppai March 20, 2021

austin strong

pothead

stop acting like an austin strong in front of my parents

by skeeter&adds December 17, 2008

Mellisa Austin

She's the perfect person to have. She's loving, caring, and beautiful. And most importantly is that she's mine and you cant have her

Mellisa Austin is like What you cant have

by Kay Fridman April 17, 2011

Austin's sperm

when it's 6:20 a.m & a horny boy wants to create a sperm milkshake and feed it to his partner.

"hey girl, what's some of Austin's sperm?"

"is it good?"

"YEAH, TOTALLY"
"DAMN, GIMME SOMEEE!"
of austin's sperm.

by bottombitch sar sar June 19, 2011

Austin's Law

The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.

"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"

by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011

Austin Yawn

A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.

Hey your a Austin Yawn

by Allison704 September 10, 2018