Alan

Someone who pisses down your back and calls it rain

Vivian: I’m so sorry. I can’t do this anymore. You’re ugly on the inside and out.
Alan: Don’t piss down my back and call it rain

by Alan_asian July 28, 2022

Ivan Alan Flores

Ivan is a wonderfully and caring person he is always there for his friends and will help you through anything although you can't see his pupils in his eyes because they are dark brown you can still sense he has a kind heart with the softest hair known to man your lucky if you know an Ivan. Definetly has gay bitches. TOTALLY FUCKABLE AND PEGABLE!!

Gurl 1: have you seen Ivan Alan Flores I miss him.
Gurl2:no sorry I'm in love him tho
Gurl:are yall talking about Ivan Alan Flores I'm a lesbian but he's still hot.

by Haventhetrannie February 23, 2022

ALAN a bot

He is a trash bot sucks at Fortnite and his friends are 10x better than him

ALAN a bot is a famous phrase said to people named Alan that is told often when they play fortnite

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Alan

He is stupid as duck. Some people just call him "dolbaeb".

Alan has big dick

by Hazamd November 24, 2021

Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick

Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says “ye course sure it was a Friday night”

by JasonJCM April 5, 2023

Alan

Very Handsome, multi-task masters, hard working, very driven and very loving. Will give anything in the world if you was he’s girl. Most Alan’s are trustworthy and over protective. Don’t take their kindness for weakness because it will back fire in a bad way for you. All in all if you get to know a Alan lock them in your life. It will be the best thing for you.

If greatness was a person name, I’m pretty sure it would be ALAN!

by Alan B November 23, 2021