Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
Get the Son of a sparkling vampiremug. made famous by the snowboarder JP walker. can use it at the end of any sentance that talks about something ill
by AJTAUGE December 14, 2006
Get the yeah son ehhmug. 1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.
3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
by gazingupwards May 2, 2008
Get the son of a monkey bitermug. Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"
Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"
Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
Get the Son of a Monkeys Assmug. 1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.
3. Comeback; Witty retort
by MorsMortis March 7, 2010
Get the Son of a monkey fuckermug. 
Nat Turner (Nathaniel Turner) (October 2, 1800 – November 11, 1831) was an American slave who led a slave rebellion in Virginia in 1831 that resulted in 60 deaths, the largest number of fatalities to occur in one uprising in the antebellum southern United States. He gathered supporters in Southampton County, Virginia. Turner's killing of whites during the uprising makes his legacy controversial. For his actions, Turner was convicted, sentenced to death, and executed.
by lilmoefoe January 5, 2010
Get the S.O.N. (Son of Nat)mug.