Ship

When a person spreads shit onto someone’s chest and then you blow dry it until it’s hard, then the person opens their chest up and it cracks. Then you take off one of the cracked pieces and eat it because it’s a SHIT CHIP. A ship

“Hey baby lemme make some ships on your chest, it’ll taste nice and pungent”

by Crackytweak August 12, 2021

ship hopper

Someone crossing boarders by switching from ship to ship

"Hey did you hear Sean's dad was a ship hopper? That's how he got over the boarder boat by boat"

by Jelly magoo November 24, 2021

china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.

Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.

by bishwantwata August 5, 2017

Ship December

It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one

Are you ready for ship December?

by Vegans December 5, 2019

sinking ship

a nickname for manchester united football club

p1: man united are a sinking ship
p2: what's sinking ship
p3: it means that man united are absolute shit

by Matty likes phatty February 7, 2022

Spin the Ship

the act of turning a womans tits so much that they tear off and can be kept as soveneirs

oh that hooker let me spin the ship but now shes dying in an alley.

by fuckaidsbabycunt July 9, 2011

Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.

Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.

by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019