Gamer: Ya Mum Gey
You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn
You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn
by BigHi123 June 05, 2018
by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021
relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.
*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy February 16, 2011
James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad
every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad
every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
by SSG 12 October 07, 2018
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan
i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
by you don’t know me October 09, 2020
the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you
me: 360 noscopes kids
4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
me: 360 noscopes kids
4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
by tthe russians are coming July 16, 2020