Ya Mum Gey

Ya Mum Gey means your mom is acting super horny towards other moms and she is lesbian
Gamer: Ya Mum Gey

You: What!
Gamer: I saw your mom fingering herself in the corner while watching lesbian porn
by BigHi123 June 05, 2018
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Bomb Ur Mum

When you say I'm going to Bomb Ur Mum to win an argument
Bully: You SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Epic Gamer: Immmaaa Bomb Ur Mum
by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021
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so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy February 16, 2011
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ur mum quad

honestly, it means what you want it to mean
James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad

every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything
by SSG 12 October 07, 2018
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marshmallow your mum

don’t worry i didn’t listen either
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary
by you don’t know me October 09, 2020
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Ur MUM GAE

the response 4 yr old fuckhards on xbox live send you

me: 360 noscopes kids

4yr old fuckhard: ur maum gae
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