Love mop

The cleaning instrument(s) used to clean after sex.

Man, last night after we did our dirty business, me and my girl had to use 3 love mops to clean up our mess.

by Silky Bowelmovement December 28, 2011

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

Slop mop

A girl who is acting sloppy and playin a male

" You really actin slop mop, don't play."

by Amanda April 13, 2003

MOP

abbreviation: make out playlist

my mop has a shit ton of cigarettes after sex songs on it

by honeypi October 29, 2020

Mop Five

The act of putting your hand on your Mop(Hair) and Hi-Fiving another person that also has a mop

I mop fived my friend when i saw her.

by TonyMophead December 12, 2008

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

mop her

fuck her

mop her til she runs from you

by reuthi September 20, 2013