a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 31, 2018
by Rios0301 March 10, 2021
You're a disco granny
by The creator of disco granny September 15, 2017
"Ur mom gay"-Person 1
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*
"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator
"Ur granny tranny"-Person 2
"No, ur granny is tranny"-Person 1
*Person 2 loses the battle*
"Yes this is still a thing"- Narrator
by Micheal with a b July 14, 2018
A soundalike for Granny Smith
Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.
by plagiarismbelike January 29, 2024
An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"
"That bar is full of grabby grannys"
"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
"That bar is full of grabby grannys"
"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
by milphunter March 10, 2015
by Skrrtt August 13, 2024