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Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
by Ohio driver January 26, 2013
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Cleveland Steamer

The sexual fetish, where one shits on another's chest.
Dan: "Henry!!! My girl gave me hot Cleveland steamer !"

Henry: "didn't that smell bad?... whatever I don't even want to know... get some I guess?"
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
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Grover Cleveland

The act of fucking someone nonconsecutively during a threesome.
I fucked him, then you fucked him, then I Grover Cleveland that ass.
by walterfbread October 18, 2021
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cleveland encore

The act of shitting in ones own hands and proceeding to applause
Steve: Did you see Sharknado?
Kyle: I'd rather do a Cleveland Encore
by TheMoose25 October 8, 2019
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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023
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Delivering the fax to Cleveland

Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.
by anonymous March 28, 2021
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Cleveland blow hole

When your high on molly and eat out a woman’s ass while numb and she shits and farts in your mouth and you blow it back in her asshole
by Dixie Normous September 14, 2022
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