Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025

Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.

Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.

by xBenno97x May 1, 2020

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women

Wow alan Browne is pretty hot ngl

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

Alan

The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him

He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan

by Boom boom kitty November 23, 2021

Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.

Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.

by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021

Alan is yes

Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no

alan is yes he is yes

by habadabalove April 26, 2021