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sitting couch

A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.

Preferably used when:

A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.

¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):

a) rain secure a tarp
by juyshbocks July 5, 2022
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like sitting

When a person or group of people is lying in wait to immediately add “likes” to a planned or otherwise prepared comment on Facebook by a known 3rd party.
They were “like sitting” on Ryan’s next comment in the gun control thread.
by LikeSitterAlpha May 6, 2018
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Sit the ick

Sit the ick

Something you gotta do when you gotta do
"i gotta sit the ick"
"oh okay, go ahead"
by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022
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The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.
I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.
by M J V D G June 25, 2016
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Sitting Gay

Sitting Gay is a phrase used to describe a way someone is sitting, however if someone is sitting gay it does not mean the person is gay. Sitting Gay does not have a defined position, as if someone is sitting gay you can tell, and the person sitting gay will know that they are sitting gay. A strange part of the sitting gay lore is the large amount of animals which sit in gay poses, the most common animal to do this is elephants and bears.
“Why is he sitting gay?”
by HotFrog June 30, 2022
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Sit-able chin

A word/phrase used whenever someone would like to sit on your/someone’s face in a sexual manner.
Wow,that lady has a very “sit-able chin”!!
by Nudey Novak May 31, 2022
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;
Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.
by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022
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