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joe schmo

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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The Joe effect

Anyone name Joe that has the potential to make a situation that much better whether that is taking a bad situation to a good or a good situation to great. Hence the Joe effect.
Johnny: Dawg this party is dull.. I hope Joe shows up... (30mins later)

Johnny: Dawg this party is off the chain since Joe showed up
Jack: man that's called the Joe effect
by America1 January 9, 2013
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Joe Walker

Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.
Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"

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Friend1: *drools*
by Music -Misfit- July 9, 2010
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backhoe joe

(n.) A word describing a guy who is not your main squeeze. Subordinate to the boyfriend. A side-guy.
This term is widely used in Howard County.
"Isn't Dave your boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah he is. But Ryan is my backhoe joe."
by srad April 4, 2015
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Joe Moment

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible
"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."
by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021
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Joe-Johnson

South Jersey slang for hitting a female person or hitting someone with huge amount of strength and power straight in the face. Aka Super Saiyan level. (Comes from a 2016 Freshmen in South Jersey named Joe J. hit a girl in the face after she purposely poured milk allover him. Also used as Joey Jayed.
by SJSlang December 26, 2017
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willy joe

Willy Joe is a resident of Benton Harbor Michigan. He's known for his colorful tight fitting clothes and mad dance skills.
I saw Willy Joe dancin in the street wearing a wrestling sling.
by hairgodess November 25, 2014
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